• clinical-forensic psychologist
• daddy to 3 fabulous kids ... er, young adults
• live in the mountains of Utah, but I don't ski
• born when Benjamin Franklin was on the fiddy-cent piece
• Contrary to popular belief, I am not the model for Fred, pictured below... ↓   ↓   ↓

Fred cartoon cards - Fred is a character created by cartoonist Rupert Fawcett. I like the Fred Greeting Cards so much I order them from the Comedy Card Company in the UK (excellent customer service).

https://www.comedycard.co.uk/collections/funny-cards-fred-cartoons-rupert-fawcett
(Not an affiliate link. I have no personal or business relationship with the company.)