Eternally wandering the Wood between the Worlds (physically: Ohio)
I cannot fight, and so I write of soldiers.
I cannot fly, and so I write of birds.
I cannot draw, and so I write of artists.
I cannot keep numbers straight in my head, and so I write in computer code.
I cannot travel the universe, and so I write of starships.
I cannot digest lactose, and so I write of pizza-loving terrapins.