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Alright, I will just get it laid out as fast as I can: I masturbate a lot to the point of ridiculousness (average 8-10 times a day (especially when projects are due, or I need to get stuff done)) and the typical semen amount is 1.5 teaspoons. According to my calculations, this can drop a load up to 2.5 pounds a week. I have already planned for the protein output. Will this make me hungrier or otherwise not work in shaving off weight?

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    Why should this be deleted? Seems like a reasonable question for every man and male teenager. It's pretty useful to know what exactly happens while masturbating.
    – Zerotime
    Jun 24 '16 at 20:20
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    According to my calculations -- I'd have to see those calculations to believe it. I'm extremely skeptical that you ejaculate 7000 kilocalories worth of semen per week, which is what it would take to lose 2 pounds per week. Water loss doesn't count since your body will promptly replace it.
    – Carey Gregory
    Jun 25 '16 at 23:26
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    Oh, I did not take water concentration into account. Does anyone know how much water is in it? Looks like I will have to into experimental phase.
    – nelomad
    Jun 27 '16 at 16:17